oh. you've found this place.

well, welcome to this wacky corner of the internet (huh, if the internet has corners, does that mean the internet is a shape?).

my name's ez-pz (DO NOT CALL ME 'ez-pez', I AM NOT A PEZ DISPENSER, PRONOUNCE IT 'ee-zee-pee-zee').

i possibly exist. maybe i'm some unneeded creation dreamt up by the universe's overactive imagination. maybe. i don't really know.

so, you can have a little look around this place. maybe i have some secrets around here.

oh yeah, if you find a blue, starry guy around, tell him he owes me 20 quid.

please click this link. it would be a bit funny if you did.